by Ron Awaye-nowe
A number of actors from the B.B.C show EASTENDERS have complained that they have been extorted by a loan shark who used to work on the show .
An unnamed source has leaked documents from the Eastenders set which show that many of the shows stars are being forced to invest in a fake saving and loan scheme being run by former Eastender's actor Peter "PETE" Beale .
The scheme which has netted Pete Beale in the region of 1 million pounds to date has been linked with terrorists and pirates and neer do well characters and is being investigated by Walford Police.
The scheme was founded in the 1980's during the height of Pete's fame .
His T.V son Adam "mealdeal" Beale played by actor Ian Woolhat said " Dad would go round the cast at lunchtime and lend a quid here a quid there and then he would charge 1000% interest and take them to the cleaners on payday , It happened every Monday ,Tuesday and Thursday and after many years he added Fridays as well.
" i saw him take a thousand pound off Dot for a four quid loan and then take three hundred pound off Den after he bought him a pint ".
Asked how this would happen Adam added " Dad was on a quest for coin, it was never ending ,after people got wise to his lending tricks they would decline his offers of a loan but Dad was prepared to do anything for money . Dad would talk cockney until you gave him some money, most would pay straight away not wanting to engage in cockney banter for a single second but some of the new people tried to ignore Dad like Shane "daz" Richtea he tried to out cockney dad , BIG MISTAKE everytime dad offered some money as a loan Richtea would laugh and pretend to punch dad in the stomach in a fake cockney way sometimes adding "GERTCHA" at the end of a sentence but this made my Dad MORE cockney and more hungry for small change that wasn't his"
Asked if Pete ever used violence or fruit and or veg to threaten the cast Adam added as Ian
"He would have with Shane Richtea, he hated him, he used to get very angry because Shane would never take a loan, no matter what Dad did or said Shane would laugh like a drain then say random Chaz and Dave lyrics , Dad loved him for that but he would always tire after an hour or two as dad's cockney poncing was tedious in the extreme".
"you see Richtea wasn't real cockney not like dad wasn't and Richtea would always put some coin in my dad's pocket if only to get away from the sound of Dad's electronic pocket Bow bells and so he could learn his lines and stuff".
Beale's behaviour only came to light when modern day Eastender's such as Billy Mitchell and Kat slater complained to bosses about Pete hanging around outside the cafe harassing people with his cockney wit and charmless banter in the hope of getting some coin.
the B.B.C have issued a statement saying they know nothing of this and that the beales are and always have been fictional .
When we tried to talk to Pete he said he was only visting his son Ian and would never take a penny off anyone.
He then called us slaggggs and told us to clear off .
We contacted former Queen Vic landlord Eddie Royal about the scandal but he was dead .
Proof if proof were needed
- All of the above is probably true if you are prepared to believe that fairies live at the bottom of your garden... bless!
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