- All of the above is probably true if you are prepared to believe that fairies live at the bottom of your garden... bless!
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Friday, 7 September 2012
Madonna has a crush on talented actor Peter Dean!
Roly-Poly pensioner is said to have become besotted with Pete Beale's rugged good looks since checking out some dodgy porn site. According to sources, the ageing flab-mistress had never heard of our national hero Pete but after spotting a misused grapefruit in sexy XXX movie 'Go On, It'll Be Alright' she decided to investigate fruit and veg stallholders in some knackered old history books. Actor Peter Dean is completely unaware of this 'granny crush' as I've not ever met him and I've literally just made it up this very second!
- All of the above is probably true if you are prepared to believe that fairies live at the bottom of your garden... bless!
- All of the above is probably true if you are prepared to believe that fairies live at the bottom of your garden... bless!
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