'Women And Nuisances Knowingling Earbashing Reliable Spouses' were first brought to the public eye a few seconds ago when I thought it up but since then have gone on to make a name for themselves something akin to the like of Peter Dean or that big arsed Kim Cardamomseed thing that bonks blokes with tattoos of battered exes on their necks! Or so I'm told.
The old lady in question was so riled by Trowleys attitude towards her wally-trolley being double parked on a yellow outside the local Wetherspoons in Brent Cross that she felt it was time and I quote 'some shitter knocked that ponce of his throne'! In an altercation the local press is describing as 'laughable' the old lady (who cannot be named as I can't be arsed) launched an attack on Trowley that even legendary Jennifer Garner off of Alias would've made a fudge nugget at!
Trowley was said to have pointed out several plot holes in the old bags behaviour, including the Bournemouth connection which is nowhere near the Finchley Road! At this she decided to strike, one onlooker said 'what?, I'm just getting some chips for Lisa before Downton starts cos I might get a blowy outta this'.
At 9.48 p.m last Tuesday (or thereabouts) Dorothy Laverne (the aforementioned old lady who now has a name) asked Trowley outright 'so then, what's your secret'? At this Trowley is said to have wet himself before revealing all!
Due to an injunction and something about Twitter rules and shit we can't tell you anything of any substance about this story but something definitely happened to someone once somewhere... allegedly!
- All of the above is probably true but then it might not be or summink! FACT!
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