Pete Beale's Lovechild!: Dallas is back!

Friday, 7 September 2012

Dallas is back!

If anyone shoots this man I will find you, he is not JR Ewing! I repeat he is NOT JR!!!!

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Disclaimer!

Oi! This site is dedicated to a true hero...my dear ol' Daddy! He sold fruit and veg cos he could! I am in no way related to Ian Beale but I do live on the streets....FACT!

If you are easily offended due to lack of sense of humour I suggest you do one before you start crying!

Any similarities between Chuck Norris and Pete Beale are merely consequential as Magical Trevor is harder than both of them put together. I know this to be true as they once had a '3 way love train' punch up behind Asda in Crouch End that was witnessed by two pearly queens and that little fella off of The Loveboat! Pete was way ahead until Trevor's toe kicked in and he started firing pigs out of his sleeve... no-one can withstand that kind of punishment!

(And just for the record, Pete Beale is a fictitious character so fucking chill out, I'm not having a go at the truely talented thespian type who played him so adorably well that it made me do a chocolate snot twice a week in front of the babysitter... so it's happy days)

Friday, 7 September 2012

Dallas is back!

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